"Gyeon-woo, can you hear me? I'm sorry, I really can't help it. I thought I was different, but I'm just a helpless girl."
To the next guy...according to Gyeon-woo
1. Don't ask her to be feminine.
2. Don't let her drink over three glasses, she'll beat up someone.
3. At a cafe, drink coffee instead of coke or juice.
4. If she hits you, act like it hurts. If it hurts, act like it doesn't.
5. On your 100th day together, giver her a rose during her class. She'll like it a lot.
6. Make sure you learn fencing and squash.
7. Also, be prepared to go to prison sometimes.
8. If she says she'll kill you, take it lightly and you'll feel better.
9. If her feet hurt, exchange shoes with her.
10. Finally, she likes to write. Encourage her.
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To the next girl...
1. Don't ask him for directions, you'll both get lost.
2. Let him drink with his friends, he knows his limit. (plus he's scared of having a beer belly)
3. He likes his food fat- and cholesterol-free as much as possible. If you can, cook for him, he'll like it a lot.
4.When he's angry, he doesn't talk. It doesn't happen all the time but when it does, it could last forever.
5. Don't expect him to remember special days.
6. He rocks at every sport so if you want to win, play word games.
7. Also, be prepared to answer all his questions in the middle of a great movie.
8. If he says he's stuck in Japan with a hot Japanese girl, it means his plane has already landed and he's on his way to your house.
9. He's vain, the best way to hurt his feelings is to insult him physically.
10. Finally, he takes good pictures. Encourage him.
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