Wednesday, February 06, 2008

another hush-hush convy about stuff

nobody knew how it started, but everyone knew it was bound to happen.

characters:
boy1 - segment producer of a popular show
boy 2 - technical staff of a popular show in another network

boy1: pare, wag na tayong mag-away, tignan na lang natin sa ratings. sino bang lamang sa ratings?

boy2: duh, nadadaya naman yun e.

boy1: electronic kaya yun, pano yun madadaya?

me: how does that work anyway? the ratings?

boy1: ac nielsen has this machine that tracks audience viewers by &^$%#@&(^$%@@!#$&Y*%$... in short, when a tv is tuned in to this channel, something in the machine lights up.

me: ooohhh. so it measures the number of people hooked up at the tv station at a particular time. it doesn't really rate the quality of the shows.

boy2 chuckled.

boy1: in a way it does.

boy2: of course it doesn't. masa lang ang nanunuod sa inyo e. kaya marami.

boy1: e baket, masa naman talaga target market namin a. if nagre-rate ang shows namin then the shows have served their purpose.

boy2: pero aminin mo na mas-high quality ang shows namin.

boy1: hindi kaya!

boy2: e nanunuod ka nga ng Maging Sino Ka Man e! traydor ka sa sarili mong station.

boy1: e baket masa ba ko?!

me (at the back of my head): guys, don't you think this is pointless, not to mention stupid? 'coz in the first place, there's no point of comparison, your stations have two different target markets.

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the conversation happened way before the ratings issue exploded. i thought everything was settled during that conversation; i've heard everything i needed to hear. until the other network started its campaign to lower its standards (moral and otherwise) to get ahead in the ratings war. and here i am thinking that a neck-and-neck competition enhances growth and encourages competitiveness.

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